mirror mirror on the wall

Good day lovelies. I'm in need of a mirror.  One for the bathroom and one for the bedroom.  So 2 mirrors.  Mathematician - I believe so.  Here's what I've got so far. Well, I don't actually have any of these in my possession but I would like to soon.  Very soon.  Okay, now.

Etsy. Etsy. Etsy.

 

Ballard Beauties

In the words of JT:

'cause it's like you're my mirror

my mirror staring back at me, staring back at me

Um, yes.  I do wish this Anthro beauty would stare back at me.

Decisions decisions decisions. Clearly, I've got some reflecting to do. xox

Splish Splash

Hey. I haven't been slacking.  For the second time in a month I have a sinus infection and ear infection.  Seriously, what 34 year old gets ear infections?  Ugh.  So today's post is dedicated to SUMMAH.  I'm skipping right over Spring and moving on to 80 degree weather, beers on the beach, sand between your toes and sun kissed faces.  I need the summer. ASAP.

Swimwear.  Yes.  It's bathing suit time my fellow friends. Suck it up or in some cases suck it in.   I am ready.  Four months post baby and this rockin mama is bikini ready.  Gloating.  Just a little.  If you're not ready, well get moving.  You won't get any sympathy from this gal.  No excuses - especially the "I don't have time" line. You are no busier than anyone else.  Make the time. I've said my piece. Now get to the gym or get shopping.  Your choice.

I choose to shop.

Nautical. Obviously.

Be-Jeweled Beauties

One Piece Wonders

Retro Rad

Basic Bikini

Kardashian Style

Bring. It. On.  This gal is ready for some fun in the sun. xox

Floral Faux Pas

Got an email yesterday from J Crew.  I typically welcome any and all email from J Crew.  This particular email was about the 6 things you need to see at J Crew.  Finding your floral was one of the 6 things you need to see.  Please, I beg of you - DO NOT FIND YOUR FLORAL - especially in the form of pants.

If you haven't gotten the memo floral pattern pants are "all the rage" as my mom would say.  In this case mom is right. The ugliness of floral pants ignites some type of rage within me.  Honestly, don't wear them UNLESS you are over 6 feet tall and weigh less than 120 pounds.  No joke.  Yes, I am discriminating against all the big boned gals out there.  These pants are not for you so go eat another slab o' cake.  They really aren't for anyone but runway models because the floral pattern makes them look less emaciated - models you should indulge in some cake too.  I'm laughing my big boned girl ass off right now as I write this. Whoot. Whoot.

Do not wear these.  Pretty please.

 

Fun & fantastically acceptable floral.

Floral for the wee ones is always acceptable.

Thank you in advance for not turning into a walking garden and creating the ultimate floral faux pas. xox