let them eat cake

HBD to me.  34 years young.  Please bake me one of these sweet sugary delights.  NOW.

Wow, 34 years and there are still so many things I simply don't understand....

~why mayonnaise isn't considered a food group~

~why Barack Obama is POTUS~ (baffling)

~why Volvo doesn't use the slogan "the car made for drinking and driving"~ (jk, but not really.  I asked my mechanic this question.  He was in stitches. Hubby not so much)

~why women wear makeup and their hair down while working out at the gym~ (infuriating to me)

 

Obv I have a million other things that baffle me but I would much rather share with you the beauties I am currently coveting.  Treats. Goodies. Stuff. I love stuff. 

Elva Fields. Swoon. Want em' all.   

This J CREW ensemble is perfection.  Honestly, this lil' number is amazing.  Want it.  Really want it.

Lilly Love

 

 

Devon Baer.  Never disappoints.

Nifty Nauticals

 

Life is short. Have your cake and eat it too. xox
  

Tribute to Tory

Ok, so I stink at blogging everyday.  We'll leave it at that.

Today we will pay tribute to Tory.  I love her. You should too.  

For those of you familiar with Tory Burch and her kicks this statement is surely one you have heard before - Torture Burch.  I can't dub myself an expert as I only own two pair of TB flats but what I do know is that my Reva's allowed me to run down a main road chasing after a FED EX truck that hit my car and drove off.  Yes, true story.  I caught him.  Go me. Cursed. Called police. Blah blah blah.  

I probably ran a good 1/2 mile in my Reva's without incident.  Not even a blister.  So for those of you contemplating  buying a pair for the spring - just do it knowing that the $195 or $225 that you spend is money well invested if you are ever involved in a hit and run.    

So what better way to spend our Tuesday than ogling over Tory and her overpriced collection.


I'm doing that nautical thing again.  Shock-er.

Orange & Gold Perfection

Teal Gorgeousness.

 Green with envy.

 

Have a terrific tory tuesday.  xox

obsessed

O hi.  You decide if I've gone overboard with all this nautical stuff.  Can't. Help. Myself.  Not quite sure where my obsession with all things nautical stems from.  I'm assuming it's due to my love of the ocean and sitting with my feet in the sand WITHOUT sunscreen soaking up the sun.  I love me some rays.

Anyway, I've spent a large portion of my day perusing Etsy in search of nautical decor to decorate the 5 million dollar mansion I'm gonna convince my hubby to purchase.  No, we don't have that kind of money but that's what AMEX is for right?  Can you actually purchase a home with a credit card?  Yes, I am cracking myself up right now.   Charge now worry about it later.  Words I once lived by until the big guy confiscated my cc's.  Woe is me.

So, here is what I've got for you on this o' so dreary Wednesday afternoon. (well now evening because it takes me all day to post - gotta love a fussy baby)

Butter please. 

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These prints are fab and super cheap. Only $10.  Pick yourself up a print and a frame and presto you'll feel like you're one with the sea in no time.

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These handsome fellas are hanging in my bathroom.  Tink. Toot.

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Swimming right along...

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Well hello SPERMIE.  This guy lives above our front door.  Be jealous.  You can purchase this hand carved golden goodie at Arnould Gallery in downtown M'Head.  

Because everyone can use a good ole buoy

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Lovin' these

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wor-SHIP

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Just plain cool...

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Couldn't resist.  I'm immature.

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I'm docking this ship for the night. See ya tomorrow mates. xox

Seaside Swagger

Good afternoon mates. It's a nautical kind of day.  Climb onboard for our seaside soiree.


Since I just purchased this 5.8 million dollar pad in M'Head it's only fitting that I find the appropriate seaside swagger to compliment this beauty.  JK.  Could you imagine if I lived here?  You know you would want to be my friend if I did.

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Sailing right along you'll notice a common theme...the color white.  Clean, crisp and oh so refreshing.

Unfortunately whites do not stay white very long in this house.  It's not the most favorable of colors when you own a special needs dog and have two kiddies under the age of two.  Bleach.  It works miracles if you are brave enough to sail in this direction.

Wonderful white...

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If you're hungry for some nautical treats, I recommend these:

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Since my 5.8 million dollar pad has a lot more wall space I think these nifty nautical prints will do...

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Reason to hang out in the loo?  I think so.

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Mirror mirror on the wall...

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If my hubby leaves and some other guy is crazy enough to marry this gal these invites could be sailing your way...

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I love white and from the images above apparently oars too.  They not only look gorg on a wall but they double as a weapon when your friends and family get out of line. He haw.

Bye bye mates.  xox