Splish Splash

Hey. I haven't been slacking.  For the second time in a month I have a sinus infection and ear infection.  Seriously, what 34 year old gets ear infections?  Ugh.  So today's post is dedicated to SUMMAH.  I'm skipping right over Spring and moving on to 80 degree weather, beers on the beach, sand between your toes and sun kissed faces.  I need the summer. ASAP.

Swimwear.  Yes.  It's bathing suit time my fellow friends. Suck it up or in some cases suck it in.   I am ready.  Four months post baby and this rockin mama is bikini ready.  Gloating.  Just a little.  If you're not ready, well get moving.  You won't get any sympathy from this gal.  No excuses - especially the "I don't have time" line. You are no busier than anyone else.  Make the time. I've said my piece. Now get to the gym or get shopping.  Your choice.

I choose to shop.

Nautical. Obviously.

Be-Jeweled Beauties

One Piece Wonders

Retro Rad

Basic Bikini

Kardashian Style

Bring. It. On.  This gal is ready for some fun in the sun. xox

Friday Funnies

Morning.  I have a story.  I always have a story.  The big guy asked me to cut back on my spending since we are completely renovating our house in the next few months.  I'm pretty sure I didn't respond and just nodded my head.  Since this conversation, which we had last week  I have made numerous online purchases.  Sales.  Big sales.  It's pretty much a cardinal sin to pass up on things when they are on sale.  Obviously.

Anyway, I try to plan accordingly so that my STUFF gets delivered to the house when my hubby is working.  Fail. Epic fail.  It all showed up at the door when he was home yesterday.  Busted. Typical story of my life. Actually, the typical story of his life. Poor guy.  Best part is he just smirked at me like he expected it to happen. Funny? I think so.

And so life goes on and so does my obsession with the llama.  Seriously the llama has to be the funniest looking creature ever.  The word LLAMA itself is simply hysterical.

Hi buddy!

This kid has no idea how unbelievably cool he is.  I am beyond jealous.

Meat. 

 YES. YES. YES. YES. Scott, we would be fast friends.

Yup.                                                                

Fatty.

Truer words never written....

Kick ass.  Wondering if this is the grandma of the kid riding the uber cool unicorn bike above.  If so, they are the coolest family ever.

Have a fab Friday folks. xox

Blurred Vision

I have a vision. A gorgeous vision. Close your eyes and visualize with me for a moment...

Toddler girl. Infant boy. Beautifully dressed.  Crisp, clean and stain free.  Smiling, happy siblings frolicking in the sun. Behaving like normal human beings wearing the likes of Lilly, Burberry, Vineyard Vines, and J Crew. Can you see it?

Lil' fella...

                                                                                     

      

                                                                             

and his fierce big sister...

having a whale of a time...

Now open your eyes. No, your vision isn't blurred.  This is my REALITY.  Wrinkled and stain ridden. Semi-happy, drooling, teething siblings sitting on the couch watching Barney wearing the likes of Carters, Target and Walmart brand clothing.   

I snapped this beauty last evening. My gal is sporting a gorgeous Carters onesie with a pair of amazing orange velor pants.  Score.

Wow, this is a gem. Another Carters onesie laden with stains from the Chef Boyardee ravioli we had for dinner.  My wee one also in Carters.  Style icons? I think so.

 

And there you have it. With the blink of an eye my vision is gone. xox