Bunks

Oh hi.  It's me.  I've been gone a very long time.   I'm back. Twenty-five pounds heavier and charming as ever.  My excuse - a dysfunctional vag.  Five months in bed, two of them in the hospital, endless tears, stress, maxi pads and swearing. If that's too much information for you stop reading now or just get over it. Either way, this lil' guy was a darn good excuse.  Introducing NPF4.

So, now that we have that out of the way I feel confident in saying that I'm back for good.  During my stint in the hospital  I managed to amass numerous topics o' conversation for this blog. All very important topics that will certainly enrich your life. Woof.

Let's start with bunk beds.

The pictures below make me want more children. Yes, I just wrote that.  Bunk beds are an acceptable reason to bring children into this world.

Seriously, the images below are a-maz-ing. Do people really design rooms this beautiful for their kids?  Scratch that. Do real people (hot dog eating cheese obsessed people that look forward to bed time as soon as their kids awake) create spaces this beautiful for their peeps?  If so, I'm jealous. I'm quite certain that if either of my children had rooms this gorgeous my special needs dog would crap all over them.

Moving on...

Source: ohdeedoh.com via Rebecca on Pinterest

Source: nooshkids.blogspot.com via Rebecca on Pinterest

Source: momtastic.com via Rebecca on Pinterest

Source: joytribout.com via Rebecca on Pinterest

Source: coastalliving.com via Rebecca on Pinterest

Source: gallery.me.com via Rebecca on Pinterest

Source: pogotown.com via Rebecca on Pinterest

Source: goo.gl via Rebecca on Pinterest

Source: designeast.eu via Rebecca on Pinterest

Source: seventeendoors.blogspot.fr via Rebecca on Pinterest

Enjoy these images buddies because my bunk bed dreams have been debunked - I'm quite certain my family is complete.  My husband is absolutely certain. xox

Sliding Doors

I. Love. Barns.  Probably because I'm a beast and should be confined to one.  Whatever the case rustic elements make me smile.  I've been unsuccessful in trying to convince my hubby that we need barn doors in our house.  Where?  I don't know.  But we need them. According to him our house is not big enough. My response - let's buy a bigger house. Again, who brought the smart gal.

Bright & Bold

Slide on over...

 Well hello.  You can slide my way anytime.

Sliding barn doors.  Super fun.  Maybe my hubby will just slide out of my way and let me hang some of these beauties in our home.  Stay tuned. xox

will you....

be part of my wolf pack?

Kate. Tory. David. Worship.  These beauties are definitely the three best friends that anyone could have. xox  

Derby Time

Morning.  Kentucky Derby par-tay this weekend, which means I need to get all gussied up.  Here's the run down on how this typically works...

I surf the web for hours on end in search of the perfect ensemble 

Find the perfect ensemble (and usually a few other goodies as well)

After I construct the perfect online outfit THEN I look at the prices

Despite the fact that I cannot afford this ensemble I still ask my hubby for his BOA card

Sometimes he says yes and sometimes he says no -depends on his mood

If yes, I'm thrilled

If no, I resort to my Nordy's CC

I wear this perfect ensemble ONCE

Then I do it all over again next time I need to get all dolled up

Problems of a shopping addict.  Waaa.

Anyway, here are some of my ideas.... 

That's all I got for you today.  Not very interesting.  Sorry.  Enjoy the race. xox

Be-Jeweled

Howdy on this dreary Tuesday afternoon.  Below are some jewels I'm currently coveting.  I only included necklaces and bracelets because just how I feel everyone should drive a Volvo I also think that diamonds and pearls are the only acceptable accessories for the ear.  As for your fingers, anything other than diamond rings is simply unacceptable.  Not kidding.  DY if you are reading this - you are still my number one love and I  STRONGLY believe that all females should be dripping from head to toe in your jewels.  I'm just diversifying.  Nice word choice huh?

Anthro never disappoints. 

Gorg.

 

Hi Tory. 

Wrap Bracelets.  Worship.

Loving this J Crew number

 Hoping these beauties be-jeweled your day.  xox